Donny Hollywood Not So Cocky

July 13th, 2007

Don in Hollywood I had this guy come over that I met on myspace and he was so cocky I thought he would be hung like a horse, he pulls it out and its about 5 inches and I said \”I thought you were packing\” I sucked it for a little but there was no way I was letting that little thing go inside me! Girls stay away from Donald.

Towel boy can’t produce in California

June 19th, 2007

Andrew B. in Hesperia, CA. Not much to write home about. He’s got looks and personality, when it comes to the bedroom, the faster it\’s over the better. No foreplay whatsoever, 1 to 2 minutes he lasts, gets his rocks off and is done. The best part about it, was he was nice enough to hand me a towel afterwards, only after he wiped himself with it first. Horrible, horrible, horrible.

Worst Lover Ever in South Africa

May 28th, 2007

Gavin B in south africa has got to be the worst lover ever. Not only can he not go for longer than a few seconds literally he also struggles to get it up. He is obsessed with anything to do with the anus his own and mine. in a drunken stupor he confessed his attraction both sexually and emotionally to his flat mate shaun. I was the first girl he ever went down on and even after many lessons still had no clue what he was doing. He is twenty seven i mean dude u should know what ur doing by now. He is quick to get off and selfish as he refuses to return the favour. the ultimate looser

Pinnochio’s nose doesn’t grow

April 23rd, 2007

Richard of Scottsdale Arizona. I thought it was great that he was tall. He definately needed to loose the stomach, but I was bored and thought I would give it a go. When I saw him naked I wanted to puke. He was only 3 inches, rock hard. I should have ran for the hills at that moment. Especially when he told me he was seven. That 40 y/o, fat f*** almost had a heart attack, after 5 pumps. But then I should be thankful he wasnt on top of me longer.

Ladies Man in SI Rocks me to Sleep

April 7th, 2007

Tony in Staten Island. He made me workout with him and then we had sex at his place. He cuddled me like I was his wife. This dude is boring…

OH NO JOE

April 7th, 2007

Joe R. This guy in Queens is allll talk and no action. He might be a big guy but ladies beware of the small package.

Needed: Sexual Confidence

March 26th, 2007

Ryan H in New York. Dude, gain some confidence and stop asking if you are doing it right. Women like a man that’s sure of himself, especially when it comes to sex.

Good sex is not just one position

March 26th, 2007

Ronald M in Dallas. Good sex is more than just doing it doggystyle while you grab and pull me like we are in a wrestling match or something. You said before we got started that you were able to climax and then get erect again. It never happened!

Boob sucking 101

March 17th, 2007

George S. This man needs to take a class called “Boob Sucking 101″. I had to constantly stop him from handling my chest like he was sucking on a straw or something. More tongue and less slurping would have been nice.

My vagina is not a safe

March 13th, 2007

I thought William would rub my v***** to get me wet and in the mood. This guy started picking and rubbing like it was a safe and he had to pick the lock or something. What a rookie.